Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Of Lunches and dinners

If you are in an Indian male, who has just accomplished the great task of surviving 25 yrs in the world, then better be on the watchout......and if you have survived these 25 yrs successfully ( read you have the tag of a Dr. or an "Software" engg.) ..... then u can hide, u can run ......but can't escape the customary invites to lunch and marriages of people( read relatives and distant and distant far off relative's relatives) whom you have barely known till now........

why the sudden magnamity.. you wonder !!! ......but then who cares .. you are getting some real good food.. so what the heck..... a customary namaste, hello and good food and a burp to satisfy the hosts..goodbye and a sound sleep ... but then economist dont lie when they say.. "there are no Free lunches (and dinners of course) in this world ."..

As a Step on the gas pedal to head home, comes a bombshell from mom-dad combo..... "beta did you like the gal" Gal??? err....... I thought this was all about food........where was the gal ?? I ask .....mom-dad combo says ..."is ladke ka kuch nahi ho saktha..... he does not have any observation ability".......... I say I only have "digestion" ability .and that is suffice as of now ........ as for the gal.. .. if you really want me to see gals....... better make sure the food aint that good .........I can only concentrate on one thing at a time

PS . I have read somewhere.. the way to a man's heart is his stomach .......................

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